Winstipation
A fantasy football affliction that clogs the win column like Arby’s clogs the colon.
Ranking of the Week
Ouch, Tony just can’t seem to squeeze out a win, no matter how hard he pushes from that tush. This is a case of full-blown "winstipation," a fantasy football affliction that clogs the win column like Arby’s clogs the colon. Tony needs to crack open the Winlax, like he did last year, and get this system back in motion. Winless starts have become a frustrating tradition for the Fish, and now he’s back in the Toilet Bowl versus Keith, with everyone holding their noses. Puuuuuuush, Tony, puuuuuuush. Was that noise solid, or just air? Wait… YES! It was solid! It was Brown—AJ Brown—coming back into the lineup, ready to drop a massive load of points on the equally backed-up White Wolf. Time to clear the blockage and get those wins flowing again!
WeChat of the Week
Poll of the Week
Was Keith's 1st year Championship a fluke?
Yes & Brittany would have more stars
Yes but I am glad he beat Tony in the finals
No, like a good neighbor Keith's star is there
Every Championship is a fluke when I don't win
Game of the Week
Playoffs
#1 vs. BYE
#2 vs. BYE
2025 Draft
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