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Writer's pictureDel Monte

Winstipation

A fantasy football affliction that clogs the win column like Arby’s clogs the colon.

Jeff

Andrew, Yanni, Tony, Keith

Billy⬆️4

Sqwid⬇️4

Billy (4)

Keith (7)

Jesse

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Birdman v. Billy

Ranking of the Week

Ouch, Tony just can’t seem to squeeze out a win, no matter how hard he pushes from that tush. This is a case of full-blown "winstipation," a fantasy football affliction that clogs the win column like Arby’s clogs the colon. Tony needs to crack open the Winlax, like he did last year, and get this system back in motion. Winless starts have become a frustrating tradition for the Fish, and now he’s back in the Toilet Bowl versus Keith, with everyone holding their noses.  Puuuuuuush, Tony, puuuuuuush. Was that noise solid, or just air? Wait… YES! It was solid! It was Brown—AJ Brown—coming back into the lineup, ready to drop a massive load of points on the equally backed-up White Wolf. Time to clear the blockage and get those wins flowing again!

 

WeChat of the Week

 

Poll of the Week

Was Keith's 1st year Championship a fluke?

  • Yes & Brittany would have more stars

  • Yes but I am glad he beat Tony in the finals

  • No, like a good neighbor Keith's star is there

  • Every Championship is a fluke when I don't win

 

Game of the Week

 

Playoffs


#1 vs. BYE

#4 vs. #5


#2 vs. BYE

#3 vs. #6

 

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