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The Chase Is On


Catch the King if you can.


The Commissioner started writing about the tedious debate over the state of trading/transactions in the DelFL, he got two paragraphs in, but then a wave of melancholy swept his fingers to Ctrl+A+Del.In honor of Boner, who unfortunately lost a record-breaking 14th GOTW, the story this week will only focus on Good Vibes. It’s time to lower the temperature as we pass the quarter pole.


And there are no better Vibes than those coming from the Kingdom of Olympia.The Evergreen King, breaker of 1st down chains, Father of Children (many), a self-proclaimed ROTY (with a Softball jersey to prove it) has made what otherwise would be considered a contentious season light-hearted and delightful. There is no doubt he is the real MVO thus far.


A crown he wears. A belt he deserves. A jacket he will don?


Alas, the race to sartorial salvation won’t be won by songs, rhymes, or goodwill alone. You do not receive Brown Jackets for witty banter & weekly videos. Luckily for the King, there is substance sitting at his round table manifested by the young Catchalot, the Jungle Knight. The DelFL ROTY & this year’s NFL ROTY are a match ordained by Providence. But, heavy weighs the crown. Ja’Marr Chase’s shoulders are weary and Joe Burrow’s neck is punctured (literally). Catchalot cannot seize the throne for Gwil by himself, his other Knight, Catchafew (Amari Cooper) will be the deciding factor if the King will be ringing the Championship bell or Chekhov’s.


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