Plumbing Problems

The communication pipeline of the DelFL is being clogged

As one of three former political prisoners in the DelFL, the Commissioner knows a thing or two about the precariousness of internet privacy in Communist China (just kidding Uncle Xi, we love you). WeChat was the reason Sean and Del spent time in the Gulag (Boner was just in the wrong place at the wrong time, wearing the wrong urine stained pants). But despite the danger that an Orwellian messaging service like WeChat carries, it remains an integral part of how a ubiquitous league can operate properly.

WeChat is the communication pipeline of the DelFL. Those at the Fulton Bunnathon after party will remember what happens when plumbing problems occur. As of right now, WeChat is still working in America. Everything the League Office is reading says that you won’t be able to update the app but the messaging will continue to work.

Clogged pipes, Monday night Football drama & an archrival in week 3 (Birdman is 8-0 against the Commissioner) has not made this an easy start to the year.But there will not be complacency; if WeChat goes down because those MAGA goombas think equivalency with the CCP is the right response, the DelFL will find new pipes.It’s essential for the plumbing to function even if it is just flowing more Birdman trade turds through those pipes.