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Like a good trader, State Bird is there Ask Insurance Agent Keith Wolf what he fears the most (besides the sudden case of IBS in a public space) and he will tell you without skipping a beat: hail. Parking lots looking like the Somme in 1915, broken windows and seemingly infinite calls from aggrieved rural Illinois residents just one claim denial away from going postal with their treasured AR-15s. The early weeks of the DelFL can be like a hailstorm. And just like every car needs insurance, star players need someone on the bench to relieve them when they are mentioned in a Stephania Bell podcast.


That’s when State Bird, the DelFL’s #1 ambulance chaser, is inundating your inbox. Did your star Panthers RB tweak a hammy? Like a good trader, State Bird is there. Did your #2 overall draft pick bruise his clavicle? You’re in good hands with AllBird. Singletary in the doghouse? With LiBirdy Mutual you ‘only trade for what you need’, unless you also want Mecole Hardman because he can be offered as well. Joe Mixon MCL sprain? With Birdco, fifteen minutes could save you 15 hours of more bad trade offers for Perine.


Keith Wolf the auto insurance agent doesn’t want to get out of bed when a storm rips through western Illinois. Birdman, the player insurer, gets the early worm when injuries plague the stars of the DelFL.


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