Gwildust

A performance to remember

There is a Sean written DelFL bit out there that is, as Kenny Bania would say, Gold Jerry, Gold! But unfortunately, the Commissioner is having problems with production, more specifically the talent at his disposal. A certain Owner that regularly appears in DelFL videos hasn’t approved the script and refuses to shoot the scenes. This is the same actor that agreed to get ejaculated on during the Halloween episode of last year. There are no small roles, only small actors.

This is all the more embarrassing when you consider that videos like this are upstaging the League Office and taking home every award at the DelFies (special shout out to Kortney in the makeup/hairstyling and costume design categories). Call it jealousy, call it envy, but it has left the Commissioner feeling impotent.

X is flaccid as well. His Seals are trying to clean off from that golden hued Exxon Valdez inundation. There was no chance X was going to pull out a victory after a video like that was released. He wanted the crown, Gwildust acquiesced and went Khal Drogo on his ass and gave him one of molted gold.

Can’t wait for the next video.