Great Wall of China

The Commissioner's adopted home of 14 years says Bùxǔ jìnrù

With the DelFL draft fastly approaching like a Keith Wolf bowel movement after a spicy burrito, the Commissioner and perhaps even his brother Sean find themselves in a life crisis. The Red Guard has denied them entry. A last minute Trojan Horse gambit (pretending to be dual citizens of both Canadian and American stock at Toronto airport) did not let the brothers into Troy and now, unlike the Greeks, they're forced to get into their boats and go back to their homeland (Findlay? O'Fallon? El Paso?). What does this mean for their futures? What does this mean for their draft mindsets? How much do they despise the Chinese at this very hour? No easy answers. But the Commissioner will be drafting on American soil for the first time since 2007.