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Finals

Writer: Del MonteDel Monte

They are confronted with an immutable truth: the sun, indifferent and eternal, will shine only on one.

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Yanni, Tony, Andrew, Keith

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Bo (5)

Andrew (4)

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Sqwid

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Parker

Ranking of the Week

The path to transcendence is fraught with obstacles, and Bo's odyssey toward nirvana wavers precariously, a passport technicality nearly derailing his ayahuasca pilgrimage. Yet, the smoke signals rising from the depths of the jungle are inexorable. Is this an omen of triumph or a harbinger of collapse?


Among Bo's first queries for the shaman will be the timeless conundrum: who should lead his charge at quarterback? Caleb against Seattle, or Justin against New England? In the haze of ritual and reflection, Bo will attempt to decipher the signals, though he knows well that such signs can be deceiving. What if the haze conceals something more sinister, a specter of seasons past? The White Ghost, lurks in the mist, ready to show eBOneezer a vision through defeats marked by ambulances and crabwalks, where dreams were extinguished.


The White Ghost may be a mere vapor, but its presence carries weight, a reminder that even phantoms bear the scars of near-glory. Now, as their paths to a second star arcs southward, nearing the equatorial divide, they are confronted with an immutable truth: the sun, indifferent and eternal, will shine only on one.

 

WeChat of the Week

 

Poll of the Week

Who should start at QB for the Shamans?

  • Caleb Williams

  • Justin Herbert

  • Bryce Young

 

Game of the Week

 

Who has been Axed? 🪓: Andrew, Giorgio, Jesse, Keith, Del, Parker, Jeff, Randy, Stinky, Yanni, Sean, Billy, Birdman, Tony, Boner, Sqwid

Who's Alive? Bo, Gwil

 

Playoffs

#2 Bo vs. #4 Sean

 

Giorgio Cup

#10 Jeff vs. #12 Parker

 

2025 Draft

  1. Keith

  2. Andrew

  3. Yanni

  4. Tony

  5. Giorgio

  6. Del

  7. Parker

  8. Jesse

  9. Jeff

  10. Randy

  11. Stinky

  12. Birdman

  13. Boner

  14. Gwil

  15. Sqwid

  16. Billy



 

🌵Playoff Drought

2014: Parker 2015: 2016: 2017: Birdman, Jeff 2018: 2019: Randy 2020: 2021: 2022: Andrew, Stinky 2023: Keith, Del, Giorgio, Tony, Jesse, Yanni 2024: Bo, Sean, Sqwid, Boner, Gwil, Billy

 
 
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