DelFL Playoffs: The Jizz-ard of Oz

Will it be a new jacket, a 2nd star or even a 3rd star? We will find out in 3 weeks... Good Luck!

#3 NBBS: Road to Redemption

Owner: Andrew Brown

Nickname: X

2020 Season: 9-4

2020 PPG: 443

Playoffs: 6-4

Championships: 1

H2H v. Stinky: 2-8

H2H against Stinky in 2020: 0-1

Best Matchup in Round 1: Aaron Rodgers @ DET

Worst Matchup in Round 1: Robert Woods v NE

House: Slytherin

If he were in the MCU, who would he be? Tony Stark

Who is more confident in his team’s prospects than the 3rd seeded Baby Seals? Buttressed by the rare win in the Battle of Brotherly Love match, these icy Seals are waddling the waddle and not just barking the bark. Many, many weeks ago this team lost to Stinky’s Tractorcito, but that was then, and this is now. It seems as if the ghosts of Championships past are calling for a Boner versus X matchup in the Final Four (would be a 2016 Finals rematch). But, beware of hubris. Stinky’s season has been a litany of exceeded expectations and King Henry is headed down to balmy Jacksonville with no plans for abdication.

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#6 Tractorcito SZN

Owner: Steven Drake

Nickname: Stinky

2020 Season: 7-6

2020 PPG: 398

Playoffs: 5-4

Championships: 1

H2H v. Andrew: 8-2

H2H against Andrew in 2020: 1-0

Best Matchup in Round 1: Derrick Henry @ JAX

Worst Matchup in Round 1: Cole Beasley v PIT

House: Ravenclaw

If he were in the MCU, who would he be? Hawkeye

The Dark Horse rides on. Notre Dame and Tractorcito in the mix in December, this is catnip to the Drake household. But the question is: are we fraternizing with Fool’s Gold or hard currency? When the DelFL casino first laid out its odds for this 1st round matchup, those golden nuggets were making bettors skin turn green. All the sharp money quickly flooded to the Baby Seals (laying 103 points). However, wise guys have seen an, albeit small, stream of ‘Straight, Cash Homie’ being laid down on the Tractorcito Money Line. Futile flutter or wise wager? We will see soon enough.

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#4 The Kavorka: FANTasy Land

Owner: Del Brown

Nickname: The Commissioner

2020 Season: 8-5

2020 PPG: 415

Playoffs: 5-3

Championships: 2

H2H v. Tony: 7-3

H2H against Tony in 2020: 1-0

Best Matchup in Round 1: Lamar Jackson @ CLE

Worst Matchup in Round 1: Devin Singletary v PIT

House: Gryffindor

If he were in the MCU, who would he be? Captain America

As the Kavorka starts triaging their Round 1 starting roster, symptoms of what now is a hypoxic season are prevalent. The Commissioner has already accepted that Tony’s panoply of stars present too limpid a path to victory than which can be debased by the likes of Peyton Barber and Tim Patrick. Melting the DelFL’s frostiest Snowflake will thus be the onus of the Regular Season Champion, Jesse. On another note, the Commissioner is on record saying that he realizes this was the worst performance as leader of the DelFL since its genesis. He can only promise he will try much harder next year. Apologies to everyone.

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#5 Teflon Tony

Owner: Anthony Alessi

Nickname: Fish

2020 Season: 8-5

2020 PPG: 440

Playoffs: 1-3

Championships: 0

H2H v. Del: 3-7

H2H against Del in 2020: 0-1

Best Matchup in Round 1: Ryan Tannehill @ JAX

Worst Matchup in Round 1: CEH @ MIA

House: Slytherin

If he were in the MCU, who would he be? Formerly Black Panther, now Spider Man

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