Boner Exotic

8 Questions to ponder about the real Tiger King There are many questions that arise when living in proximity to the one they call Boner. In case Jane is still reading these turgid tomes, here is a watered down top 5 list of questions regarding Boner’s 4 years of living in Shanghai:

1) Does he have the worst hygiene of all the English teachers in the city? 2) Has he ever eaten a single food item that is the color green?

3) When will the Real Tiger King decide that X amount of cats is too many cats (5 and counting)?

4) Is the melted woman the worst example of Boner saying, ‘this is the hottest girl in Shanghai’?

5) Was the Indian girl at Zeitgeist a BFC pawn in a scheme to discredit the Commissioner and stir up more animosity amongst the nascent Del Hater’s Club contingent?

**Bonus question, 6) If #5’s answer is yes, is Boner a maniacal genius?

Sean doesn’t waste his time with such questions. The only Boner related query that the White Ghost cares about is: 7) Should Boner’s 2006 Championship & Points Record on Fox Sports actually count? The argument against involves accusations that from 2006-2008 (while on Fox Sports) the DelFL was in its ‘steroid era’. Less teams, 1st down points, 150-yard bonuses and rampant collusion made the I Luv My Bohner team (the DelFL’s only undefeated), according to Sean, the late 80’s Oakland Athletics of the DelFL.

It is always hard to compare eras. Not enough people appreciate what Barry Bonds actually did despite the ‘Cream’ and the ‘Clear’. To silence the doubters, Boner should do this year what Bonds was never able to do, win a Championship. At 6-1, #1 in the Power Rankings and all alone in first place, he is on his way. 8) Will he fuck it up?