Best Ever?
No Jacket winner no problem, Stinky goes 2 for 2 at the Bunnathon, Fish back doors the MVO, Grant wins another BBBPC & Keith wins the weekend.
Just your typical weekend in Ohio: Bo ruins Tony's weekend 5 minutes upon landing, BCO's, Gwil gets denied at FCC driving range by FCC President, X wrangles a beer cart girl in Perrysburg (more on her later), Katie Worstel starts to thaw and fall into the Fish pond, Tony fires a great score... at Hillcrest the day before, Meatloaf sandwiches, Bohnlein's receive Edwina's gift, John Bohnlein threatens to kill his son's cats, Randy & Jorden host the most Brown Jackets ever assembled, ROTY jerseys, BBBPC pennies make their debut, Frickers wings (paid for by Tits Birdie Tracker, thanks again), Gwil makes epic MVO speech, Yanni tries to gator-leather-bribe his way back to the belt, they both lose to a cacophonous Fish, Gwil gets caught under a bridge making a human bridge, All Star Specials, Steamer's Super Team tees off, DQ'd immediately after, Taylor the cart girl simultaneously pours drinks and chats with her mother (while she Googles Andrew Brown), Yanni chips in on 7, his team starts to question if Tony is even an A, they decide he isn't, Hesson wins caddy of the decade, yet still loses it for his team with a vape pen on the 8th tee, Jordan Bucher forgets how to stand, Tits makes the putt of his life, piggy backs the Commissioner almost into 18 pond, 4-team Playoff, Senior Sqwid keeps his team alive, Baby Sqwid loses and then wins the Bunnathon for Stinky and first time Champion Randy, Jac & do's pizza, Grant wins the BBPC, Tic Toc Boys take over Lakeview pool (paid for by Tits Birdie Tracker, thanks again), Del redefines the relationship between A and B players, and a very hungover Sunday...
Blunt* (was a bday blunt my dude gave me Friday night, I didn't know she didn't play/stay high a f! I think she is getting a hole 8 ⛳ tattoo in reminder to not do that again! If I don't light the blunt on hole 8 it's a Victory blizzy fyi) . . .