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A Royal Affair, A Rotten After


The Coporate King receives his Jacket, Jordan Widman wins the Bunnathon (again), Gwil puts down the crown & picks up the MVO belt, Commish/Yanni win another BBBPC & Tommy wins the weekend.


Just your typical weekend in Ohio: Stutz melts down after realizing Bo is now better than him in golf, Keith collects cards that he cannot play, Chuck goes from denying his son access to FCC to strutting around FCC with a shirt donning his son's face, Ming's bails on everyone, Randy & Jorden host a child-infested Brown Jacket ceremony, Tommy chugs Millers, Brown gloves given out for first time (they underwhelm), Gwil channels Nadal, Frickers wings, Jesse becomes first person on earth to ever order a red wine at Frickers, stays sober the rest of the weekend, Jeff shows up for MVO vote, is confused by the entire thing and takes home an inebriated finger gun shootin' Tommy, Gwil gets help from an old ally in Asia to secure belt, The legend of Zach Burke begins, Stutz throws a tantrum, Fish screams at no one in particular for hours, Fish tries to pick a fight with a man with more than one facial tattoo, Gwil breaks DelFL trophy at Brew U (meltdown spirals), All Star Specials, Bunn teams change for a record 1,434th time, Jordan almost walks off course in anger with team selection, shotgun start, Mike V drives to 3 wrong starting holes, The legend of Zach Burke ends, Logan's team become highest team of all time, still impresses several with his game, X hits bombs, Commissioner eagles 5 alone and does not hit another golf shot the rest of the day, A team gang rapes Snow White, Bunnathon Legend Jordan Widman hits the game winning shot on... hole 15, again, Ana knocks in the winning putt, Stutz invites his in-laws to Cheddars, charcuterie table, Jac & do's pizza, Brittany and Amber defeat Tony and Travis in BBBPC, Tommy makes it to semi-final of BBBPC, Troy saves lives from lifeguard chair while making runners and floaters in a finals BBBPC bid, loses to a consistent Del/Yanni duo, man cave gets overbooked, covid percolates and knocks Owners to their knees, New Riegel and Dietsch's try to ease what is always the year's worst hangover... A lot of complaints this year. So I will try to do better next year, I will be making some changes. Sorry if it didn't meet some of your standards.

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