BFC

The following 'manifesto' has been written by an anonymous member of the BFC, rival DelFL group to the supposedly evil PRC.

This is a true story

The events depicted in this story took place in the DelFL in 2020.

At the request of the survivors, the names have been changed.

Out of respect for the dead, the rest has been told exactly as it occurred.

Who： BFC 3 Delfl Owners, all labeled as having classic good looks and love their moms (It is a rival group to the cowards of the PRC)

What: Fairness and integrity restored to the league

Why: someone has to do it; we didn’t choose the situation it chose us

While everyone is spending all their time being so obsessed with pedantic nonsense, there are so many other stories and infractions throughout the league impacting all divisions and the league is blinded to it... by choice? by incompetence? Here are the stories and their official status according to the BFC.

Stinky: his apartment and car are littered with newspapers, hes turned into his dad... but the league remains blind (case closed)

Billy & Jeff: this one is a little tricky but will list all leads we are investigating... here is what we know; Billy and Jeff share clothes. They don’t just dress similar, they share the same clothes I guess it started with Billy borrowing a pair of socks from Jeff and has gotten out of control. We also know that throughout the entire year they have never bid on the same player. With a combined 27 bids, not one on the same player. One theory is that after he lost his 8th grade campaign for treasurer that now he feels fulfilled in his role and gave his team to Jeff. Another is that Billy transformed into Jeff. They are two bodies duh, but operated by one mind and before you ask, no Tits they don’t have to go to the bathroom at the same time. Another is that the two most incompetent owners have teamed up using Billy’s team as a farm team for Jeff. Either way this situation is fucked... they should not be allowed to trade (they always have a lopsided trade just before the deadline)... but the league remains blind (open investigation)

Del: is he dating an owner... again? We all remember the romance in North Carolina during the Arnette’s family vacation where Del and former DELFL owner AJ Wollery would holds hands on the beach and kiss. After a messy breakup that stemmed over who is better looking Maggie Gillenhaul or Troy Sink. That went sour and so did the relationship leaving Del with no choice to remove AJ from the league, wipe him the records, and refuses to speak his name (although he wont shut up about Troy Sink). Reports are of a long distance relationship where they both agree Troy Sink is not only not hot but should have never won ‘best looking’ in senior superlatives. They don’t think Maggie Gillenhaul is good looking either... but the league remains blind (closing in on a verdict)

Giorgio: Buckle up... Del made a brown jacket for him with a star and custom lining and he wears it every week during NFL games... but the league remains blind (case closed)

Del: While personal conduct in the NFL can impact a players status, the DELFL encourages bad behavior. Ray Rice punched 1 girl and could never play again... As Dave Chapelle says ‘I wonder what that bitch said to him’ we know what Del tells his hundreds and hundreds of unsatisfied victims across the globe... He loves them and leaves them... well not after his mandatory next day lunch and movie at their place followed by a foot massage. Group chats such as ‘Del Sucks’ and ‘We hate Del’ only help feed this monster as his legend grows... its fucked up and needs to stop... but the league remains blind even enabling this bad behavior (case closed)

Jesse: ‘Jesses team is for real’ ‘don’t sleep on Jesses team’ are things we have never said before ever. He is known for not drafting for himself, not playing a full lineup by mistake, and being terrible with time management because captain Logan Vantreses (currently the best golfer to come out of FHS and current TCC champion... Ballanger second... Stinky turning into his dad didn’t help his golf game) had a grueling rec frisbee schedule where he couldn’t balance that and run a fantasy team. So we think that Jesse having a baby somehow he will have time to run a team. No! We researched the IP address accessing his team and it landed in the dark office of... u guessed it Gordon Food Service. The PRC has confirmed with the BFC about the speculation of what is happening but refuse to comment on this new information... but the league remains blind (case closed)

Tony: While his obsession Chris Evans blossomed from D-bag in Not Another Teen Movie (and being featured in Marilyn Mansons ‘Tainted Love’ music video) to Captain America in only 10 years... Tony has gone from the Camel to the Fish... the league remains blind (case closed)

This has all gone unaddressed while the league jumps to see who can be first to cast the first stone. As NWA says... Check yourself before you wreck yourself.