TC Principal
The TC Principal is tired of all the micro-aggressive trades that are triggering him, he wants a DelFL Safe Space.
TC Principal is, as the name suggests, dedicated to Trade Correctness. He is an idealist who passionately believes all trades should be equally beneficial to each Owner. He is prone to aggressive, profane outbursts on Wechat over minor transgressions, such as Birdman offering a lopsided trade at 2am. He is highly dedicated to his beliefs and will stop at nothing to enforce them upon others. TC Principal wants to create blacklists, deplatforming Owners by suspending them 2 weeks per unfair trade. Safe Spaces. Triggers. Micro-aggressions.
Boo-Hoo.
When did the DelFL become so soft? When did it become so difficult to press the Reject Trade button? Is the TC Principal really angry at these so called ‘harassing’ trade offers or is he just angry that the two alleged perpetrators have the best winning percentage in DelFL history? Is it that difficult to take a moment, click out of the Italian Sports car parts auction website, wait for a commercial in the young-boys-amateur-sports-show he enjoys so much on Saturdays, and click reject trade? Maybe he can’t find the button.
This is fantasy football. If you’re not trying to trade when the morphine is dripping, if trade ideas aren’t bubbling in your brain when Saquon Barkley goes down, if you’re not constantly talking trash about a player to downplay his value only to trade for him a week later, if you’ve never said the words, “This trade helps you way more than it helps me.” Then a Brown Jacket probably doesn’t hang in your closet. Tony, for the first time, is embracing (among other things in 2019), roster moves in September. Every player is available, and that is the only way you can look at a fantasy roster. Will he win the Jacket? There are a lot of weeks left to stumble, but he is putting himself in a position to win. He isn’t worrying about the ethicality of trading two bench players for a starter. Don’t confuse the ice in his veins to him being a snowflake. He doesn’t need a safe space. Well, that’s true, until those hamsters come popping out.
