This Is My Life, Ain't No More Hamsters

After a turbulent offseason where he lost his MVO belt, Owner Justin Bohnlein secretly recorded a phone conversation with the Commissioner and then posted a video on YouTube.

Justin Bohnlein's agent, Drew Hahn says that, "despite whatever the Fish did in Thailand, Boner still considers himself the most disgusting pervert in the DelFL and he is going to do whatever he can to prove it to all his fans."

That video proved unsuitable for YouTube and has been blocked. The remaining link has been shared in the DelFL WeChat group.

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