Once Upon a Time in Thailand

Once Upon a Time in Thailand there were two Owners who found themselves at the bottom of the Power Rankings.

Death, Taxes and Tony chasing Ladyboys... I guess when you’re excited, you just can’t help yourself. We don’t know what happened behind closed curtains:

In this space here was a photo. Tony has asked me to take it down. I have granted his wish.

but we do know from Marilyn’s film library, that: Some Like it Hot and hopefully Tony doesn’t have the Seven Year Itch.

Itch or not, Tony certainly is scratching for answers after what only can be described as a draft fit for a future Giorgio Cup contender. Blame the lack of sleep after a wild romp down Bangla Road, blame the autistic Thai girl who was obviously suffering from what could be described as a heavy cold bordering on malaria (power washed of course). Blame the vodka and tequila shots that seemed to not stop coming served by French maids that don’t know what ‘oui’ means. Blame it on the grind session on the dance floor with the 50 year old Thai woman (before being confronted by her 65 year old husband). Blame is the only tool left in Tony's Bangkok Utility Belt.

The White Wolf certainly is searching for blame and scapegoats. There has never been a more fidgety nervous drafter in his first year than Keith. It was a spasm. Thailand Is called The Land of Smiles, yet Tony and Keith are not smiling at their rosters. But just like meeting a new squeeze in Patong Beach, all you can do is close your eyes and hope things turn out ok - and your DelFL team doesn’t have a disappointing dong with two balls attached.

Best of luck to all the DelFL. Preseason Power Rankings now up.