Stinkynomics: Luck of the Irish
Relax, Monte. Too busy booking flights to SF to watch ND win The National š. Enjoy this run, these Irish are a fine group of lads. We are on the precipice of immortality. If Iām Nick Saban, I pack it in. Your run is over, pal.
One week past the usual posting, but made sense with Monte in Kiwiland. Time for a look at Stinkymetrics. Who has lucked their way through inter-division play, and is thus a pretender? Who has gotten the short end of the stick and should be primed for a playoff run? Throw out the record book, whoās gonna win?
BETTER SHOT AT WINNING MEGA MILLIONS THAN THE DELFL
Boner: Guy should have a losing record. Only two weeks scoring in the top half of the league. Itāll be tough to keep Boner out of the playoffs with 7 wins to this point, but like Alabama against the Irish in the playoffs, heās gonna get blown out.
Squid: Not even close to Boner in terms of luck, but heās still riding high from the hot start to the season. Can he correct five straight weeks of mediocrity in the toughest division in the DelFL?
GUY CANāT CATCH A BREAK
Tony: Might as well call this the Tony Corner. Heās here every year, it defies normal distribution and the law of averages. Every single year he draws the toughest schedule, puts up huge numbers, and ends up with a losing record. Heās 3-6 and should be 6-3. Heāll have to scratch and claw to get to his coveted 6-7.
Monte: His team is by no means good, but itās damn better than 2-7. Did the Commish throw in the towel after the 2-5 start? It sure looks like it.
THE CONTENDERS
Randy: Lay everything you got on Randy earning his first jacket, his team is a wagon.
Birdman: Can he go back to back and snag that third star? Heās a distant second to Randy, but if Iām Del, Iām worried about the race to 3.
