No Horse To Ride
Vegas would have Gwil as a Brown Jacket favorite, but unfortunately for the PentaDad, he doesn't have a horse to ride in the 3rd leg of the Triple Crown.
Another August, another *yawn* failed expansion attempt. The super majority (12 votes) necessary to add the 19th and 20th Owners to the DelFL (which would be Gwil and Keith) is unremarkably unreachable. Gwil's mastery of the Bunnathon/BBBPC in July will be for naught (he will at least receive a Bunnathon Tie for his victory, it is being made as this story is being typed).
But just for shits and giggles, here is how the expansion would look like if it were to go ahead:
2 Conferences, 4 Divisions
Conference I
Division 1
Warren, Jeff, Andrew, Billy, Giorgio
Division 2
Del, Sean, Keith, Tony, Stinky
Conference 2
Division 3
Bo, Parker, Boner, Birdman, Jesse
Division 4
Randy, Tits, Yanni, Gwil, Squid
7 playoff teams: 4 Division Winners & next best 3 regardless of Conference. Best overall team gets the BYE.
Schedule: Everyone plays each team in their Conference (last 9 games) and 4 games from the other Conference (first 4 games).
**No other rule change would be implemented. ESPN poll is now up.