Ostrich & Sushi

The last time Warren mounted an animal it was an elephant in Thailand, he asked for the long ride. Will the ride on the Ostrich also be a long ride into the BYE?

Ostriches are superb runners that can sprint at speeds of up to 45 mph (72 km/h) on average, with a peak of 60 mph (96.6 km/h) during short periods, with 12 foot strides. They are the Adrian Peterson of the Ornithology world. As for their speed in the air? Despite having large wings, Ostriches can fly about as good as Boner can dunk. This makes the ostrich a one dimensional animal, only able to successfully transport itself one talon at a time temporally on the turf below. Team Pig and Sushi has a similar terrestrial limitation. On the ground, Warren's team features the top two rushers in the NFL (Leveon Bell & Kareem Hunt). In the air, Pig and Sushi are stuck on the tarmac.

There has never been a DelFL Championship team that didn't have a top 10 WR. Most DelFL teams (around half) had at least 2 WR's in the top 10. Like the Ostrich, Team Pig and Sushi has wings (Dez Bryand & Juju Smith-Schuster), but they are mostly ineffectual. Warren will likely head into the playoffs without any of his WRs finishing in the top 20 for their position. Is it possible to win a Brown Jacket without an air attack? Will Warren be able to trade Doug Martin for a top 10 WR? Maybe when ostriches, California Rolls or pigs fly.