Winless Walkers

The Winless Walkers have been perambulating hopelessly for so many DelFL episodes, is this finally their season?

Making the playoffs, let alone winning a playoff game, can be as arduous as crossing the Ice Wall in Westeros. No one knows this more than the DelFL's Winless Walkers: The 5 Owners never to have won a DelFL Playoff game.

It is always a cold and lonely fantasy existence in December for Jeff, Giorgio, Tony, Billy & Squid as they watch their division rivals win games in the winter months and even watch some of them sit on the Iron Throne donning their Brown Jackets. Alas, just as the White Walkers are finding success in Season 7 of Game of Thrones, maybe 2017 is the year that one of the Winless Walkers conquer the DelFL realm.

Nah, just kidding. We know how the HBO story will end, just as we know how the DelFL season will end: Jeff throwing his iPad across the kitchen as it smashes into the refrigerator as he impatiently waits for Ana to finally get ready for Sunday dinner. Tony crying and whining that his 'schedule' was so unfair while he watches the same players that he drafted in September compete in the Giorgio Cup. Squid losing in Round 1. Giorgio blaming his sub-500 season on some ESPN analyst he relied on for the draf & an inexorable Tight End injury. Billy quietly fading out of relevance as the season closes appreciating that at least his wedding was a big success.

I wish you good fortune in the wars to come.