The Gameover
The aftermath of Week 3 has left several winless Owners struggling to figure out what exactly happened to their fantasy football season.
Randy's Bachelor Party summit has finally arrived. This weekend several DelFL Owners will celebrate the conclusion of Randy's bachelorhood, and more importantly from a fantasy standpoint, help distract him from a less than stellar beginning to his DelFL season.
At 0-3 Randy definitely needs a diversion. This weekend he needs a shot of tequila and forget about only scoring 600 combined points through the first 2 weeks (a league low). He needs to shotgun a beer and blackout the thought of losing his 2nd starting RB for the season (Adrian Peterson & Shane Vereen). He needs to drown out with plenty of Jameson & Gingers the sad truth of having only one 75+ point game from a WR. And after losing 5 consecutive games going back to last season (and due to Parker's win) he needs to forget about acquiring the DelFL Snake and show his own snake to some strippers.
Perhaps it is Gameover for Randy and his fellow 0-3 Owners (Giorgio & Warren). Randy knows making the Playoffs will be more difficult than beating Tony in a lazy eye contest. But just maybe for Randy this slow start to the season will merely be a hiccup in an otherwise great year ahead that includes a wedding and a Brown Jacket. At the very least, he will have a great weekend.