Most Dangerous Man in Asia

If North Korea is the textbook definition of unstable, then Boner is a synonym.

He arrived into Asia like a tsunami. In less than 2 weeks he has drank over 100 beers. He has joined Nate Reinhart in the rare club of people to spray their own feces on walls. He has allegedly Bill Cosbyed an innocent yet corpse-like girl he met at a bar at 3am. After his stiffy was in the stiff he got in a fight with his rickshaw driver and fled without paying, losing his shoes and breaking his toes in the process. He has made alliances with shady characters of the Chinese underground. He has been called by local expats 'the least funny person ever to visit Shanghai from Findlay besides Tony'. He has not made a jump shot yet in the pickup basketball league.

So, how are Boner's antics translating to fantasy football? Is he taking advantage of the Shanghai bump? Or is he squandering the opportunity as he wreaks havoc on the streets of Shanghai?

Much like North Korea's first four underground nuclear tests, Boner's recent attempts at resurrecting his DeLFL career have turned out duds. But just as Kim Jong-Un's physicists might be finally figuring out how to get more bang for their kimchi, Boner might finally have assembled something his rivals can actually be nervous about.

No one should be surprised. This is what Shanghai delivers. Expect Boner to continue racking up wins, until of course, he is deported.