Khaki Calamity

No longer a San Francisco treat.

Name: Stinky Drake

2015 Record: 6-7

Career Record: 71-68

Division Championships: 2 (2011 & 2012)

Playoff Appearances: 5 (2007, 2008, 2011, 2012 & 2013)

Playoff Wins: 5

Finals Appearances: 1

Brown Jackets: 1

Why the 49ers?

Remember the good ole' days? Remember Montana to Rice, Young to Rice, Young to Owens? Remember when Kaepernick was a Super Bowl QB? Remember when the 49ers were apart of the NFL's biggest rivalry? With each year it is getting harder and harder to remember. The San Francisco 49ers franchise still has a gilded reputation. No one can discard their success and Championship moments. But after they decided to dump Jim Harbaugh, they've been a bottom feeder. Who knew that such a significant event, like firing a coach, would lead to such irrelevance? Stinky might be able to empathize. Ever since he got married, his fantasy football play has been Charlie Weiss-esque. The marriage curse is a well known phenomenon in the DelFL, everyone expected slippage, but not the atrophy that has occurred. Stinky still has a great fantasy football CV. He was apart of the Dynasty Pig and Sushi teams of the 1990's. He has made the DelFL playoffs a record 5 times (tied with Parker and Birdman). He has 5 playoff wins (3rd all time) and most importantly a Brown Jacket. So how long will Stinky be known as a great fantasy football Owner? Like the 49ers, not much longer if they can't get back on track.

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