A Brown But No Jacket

The most humiliating teams in the DelFL and NFL alike.

Name: Tony 'Fish' Alessi

2016 Record: 6-7

Career Record: 61-71

Division Championships: 0

Playoff Appearances: 2 (2009 & 2010)

Playoff Wins: 0

Finals Appearances: 0

Brown Jackets: 0

Why the Browns?

The reasons are endless. They both are the most embarrassing teams in their respective leagues because both the Dawg Pound and the Fish actually think they should be good. Ask the Dawg Pound faithful before the season how many wins the Brownies will have and they will say an absurd two digit number. Ask Tony before the season and his algorithm will say that he will finish ahead of Bo. They both are the laughing stocks of their respective divisions. The Browns have been dominated by their rivals in the AFC North whom have all won Super Bowls (except the Bengals who make the Playoffs every year). Tony is the only one in his division without a Brown Jacket. They Both have no Playoff wins in the last 20 years. They both struggle against their biggest rivals, the Browns are 2-8 against the Steelers in their last 10 games, and Tony is 3-7 in his last 10 games against Bo. They both have been apart of epic collapses, whether it be the Browns watching John Elway beat them during 'The Drive' or Tony watching Doug Martin beat him during 'The Dougie'. They both are just plain bad, and we enjoy watching their misery.

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