Giaguari

Nobody hates the Jaguars or Giorgio, and nobody expects them to win either...

Name: Giorgio Carotti

2016 Record: 6-7

Career Record: 54-64

Division Championships: 0

Playoff Appearances: 1 (2011)

Finals Appearances: 0

Brown Jackets: 0

Why the Jaguars?

When the Jaguars arrived, nobody understood why there was a team in Jacksonville. Likewise, some Owners questioned why there was an Italian in the DelFL. But just as Shahid Khan is one of the most beloved Owners in the NFL, the DelFL wouldn't be the same without our Italian Owner, Giorgio. Khan and Giorgio even share an affinity for mustaches. But despite Movember dominance, they both are synonymous with losing and they are written off by their respective peers before the first snap of the season. Both the Jaguars and Giorgio have had brief moments of success (think the Brunell years in Jacksonville and Giorgio's 'Timo Popcorn Dannyboys' of 2011). They both are known for devastating injuries, especially at the Tight End position. And if NFL rumors are true, the Jaguars could join Giorgio in Europe in a few years. The Jaguars may never lift up the Lombardi trophy, and Giorgio may never wear the Brown Jacket, but the leagues are better with them in it.

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